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Feb 7th

Posted 7 February 2010 - 2:10pm by smithereenz

Just back from Kwik-Fit.... 2 tyres a slow puncture and £180 later

Posted 7 February 2010 - 2:07pm by smithereenz

Side of an underpass at Balgeddie, Glenrothes... it represents a paper machine

Posted 7 February 2010 - 2:06pm by smithereenz

Hippos at Glenrothes Town Park

Posted 7 February 2010 - 2:04pm by smithereenz

Posted 5 February 2010 - 8:13am by smithereenz

1. You can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. You actually like deep fried battered pizza from the chip shop.

3. Your used to four seasons in one day.

4. You cant pass a chip/kebab shop without saliva dripping from your mouth.

5. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink.

6. You can see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories and think its smart.

7. You measure distance in minutes

Posted 3 February 2010 - 1:08pm by smithereenz

It was designed using an online site builder
You have free hosting
You have to explain to people how to navigate it
It was designed by your cousin, nephew, or 'some guy you know'
Your web site has a domain name so long and complex that no one can remember it
It was created using Microsoft FrontPage
It forces people to scroll horizontally
It has gratuitous use of bleeding-edge technology... especially if you bragged about it
You never bothered to check your spelling