1. You can pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. You actually like deep fried battered pizza from the chip shop.
3. Your used to four seasons in one day.
4. You cant pass a chip/kebab shop without saliva dripping from your mouth.
5. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink.
6. You can see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories and think its smart.
7. You measure distance in minutes